Filk #1: Temple of the Six

Temple of the Six

I was watching @Shikaijo from Twitter running the Sorrowdusk chain when this came to me. I’ve been working on it ever since, and still am. However, I thought I would post this now, as a WIP.

Ladies and Gentlemen… This is Mambo number- er, wait. No, that’s wrong. This is Temple of the Six!

(To the tune of “Puttin’ on the Ritz”)

Have you been to Sor-row-dusk
Put an end to traitor Grust
Helped that Grey Moon as it wanes
Rid those trolls with sword and flames

Freed ogres from slaver’s collars
Beat Qessul ’til he hollars
Deep inside the mine
Then don’t you think it’s time

If it’s true
And you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where the cult sits
Temple of the Six
Gather up all of the bevy of
Evidence light and heavy
It all fits
Temple of the Six

That’s where each and every bad cultist goes
Every time with their to’s and fro’s
You know it shows

Come with me and we’ll attend their end, you’ll see
And smash all their
altars to bits
Temple of the Six

If it’s true
And you don’t know where to go to
Why don’t you go where the cult sits
Temple of the Six
Gather up all of the bevy of
Evidence light and heavy
It all fits
Temple of the Six

That’s where each and every bad cultist goes
Every time with their to’s and fro’s
You know it shows

Come with me and we’ll attend their end, you’ll see
And smash all their
altars to bits
Temple of the Six

Come with me and we’ll attend their end, you’ll see
And smash all their
altars to bits
Temple of the Six